I’ll violently release my bowel’s fecal fury over your innocent little face as you sleep peacefully and the disgusting rotten stench, the remnants of that spicy rice burrito I ate, will be so bad it will cause me to puke disgusting off milk all over you. Your bed will be so damp and disgusting-smelling you will suffocate in the smell as you sleep and mold will begin to grow over your body. i’ll make sure you suffer the worst kind of pain imaginable. I watch you sleep at night.
robot-eating dinosaurs. or dinosaur-molesting robots. or robot dinosaurs. or dinosaur robots. RAAAAWHHH
So I was just lip-sync serenading my cat with Somebody To Love by Queen and now he’s just licking himself. Aaaaand now he just faced away from me. Ahahahaha.